The Revolt of HerrTylerII

It was pretty bad ok hitler almost died guys be serius

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RZhFDYTVbk

== The Fall of HerrTylerII == Tyler's revolt was going so well until, one day, he shit his pants in front of his fellow soldiers. Then he ran home were his mommy named Consuela washed his bum and had his sister give him a rim job. Then he had vigorous anal sex with her until her intestines came out. He then fled his home and went into exile.

The Return of HerrTylerII
In 1960, HerrTylerII returned to Berlin wearing his uniform and found a much different town. There were no more Nazis and he was arrested almost immediately after being seen in the Nazi uniform. He was then taken to a high security prison led by future Russian leader Vladimir Putin where he received much torture. One time he was even turned to soap while Putin washed his schwartzenstoker on his face. He was pushed around a lot in prison and was often the bitch of the prison. He later committed suicide after being shanked 69 times.